daydream... i fell asleep beneath the flowers...

Ask me anything   the random (and perhaps incoherent) thoughts/ramblings/musings of a madwoman.

Ok, maybe not a madwoman... but a lunatic perhaps.


    what would you do?

    I am sitting in my office crying because I’m laughing so hard.

    — 19 hours ago with 175 notes
    #mortal kombat  #mortal kombat prank  #elevator prank  #fouseytube 


    So iOS 8 takes 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.

    — 21 hours ago with 5748 notes


    if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

    (Source: kakerukurosawa, via bitchcraftandwiggatry)

    — 1 day ago with 40330 notes